When it knows it's going to rain, it whispers to me 'today is a good day for a skirt and strappy heels' as a big FUCK YOU for all those times it wants chocolate chip cookies, and I tell it 'no thank you, I'm not hungry.'
Well, I was going to write you a bad poem in the voice of your subconscious, but it sucked too much even for a bad poem, and I didn't want to insult your subconscious in case it's telekinetic on top of being psychic. Suffice it to say that I think your way of looking at things is genious, and this post was hilarious.
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Well, I was going to write you a bad poem in the voice of your subconscious, but it sucked too much even for a bad poem, and I didn't want to insult your subconscious in case it's telekinetic on top of being psychic. Suffice it to say that I think your way of looking at things is genious, and this post was hilarious.
Thank you! I think I do a much better job at writing when I try not to be too serious.
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