This is my alternate route home. While it may not have the 360 Bridge, that I so adore, a winding tree-covered road over creeks and hills located surprisingly in the middle of suburban Austin is a nice break from the usual highways.
PS: The side mirrors are not to be directed so as that the car behind you is visible; this is what the rearview mirror is for. Note the name. If you insist on positioning the side mirrors incorrectly, please refrain from leering at young girls who are stuck behind you in traffic as you sit in your shiny red convertible with the sun glinting off your bald pate.
PPS: Also, when driving below 40mph with a safety exceeding three car lengths, it is not necessary to continually pump your breaks. There is little or no chance of your careening into the car ahead of you at such a speed and distance.
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