All the cleaning from Sunday made Nick sick. He took it upon himself to take apart the vacuum, because it got clogged from almost 2 years of dirt + dog hair.
Messing with the vacuum cleaner, Nick erupted into a massive sneezing fit, which (according the doctor) ruptured membranes in his nose, making him susceptible to bacterial infection. The vile minions of the bacterial army stealthed into his nose Sunday night, began their attack on Monday, and by Tuesday had gained control of the fortress. The General is displeased.
I'm convinced Nick needs me... needs me to save his genetic line from the evils of allergies. I am a goddess of physical health and well-being.
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