The Village

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Shyamalan,

Thank you for having sex. If you believe that continued intercourse might produce another director, than I encourage you in your pursuits. As I expected, watching the Village resulted in a banging good time. I hope your banging good times result in your expecting.

Shag on, Shymalans. (Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong)





ok, so it wasn't THAT great, but I still like you, Shymy.

I Made Pasta

It was beautiful.

Most Important News Ever!

I couldn't help but feel a little disgusted when I saw this. Don't get me wrong. I think it's absolutely fantastic that Lance Armstrong got his 6th consecutive win. And I understand why he was given the full front page. He's an Austin boy, and the city is proud. People in Austin everywhere have been running around with their yellow rubber wrist bands in support of him and his charity. (Full front page is actually a little misleading. Not only does his picture cover the front page, it wraps all the way to the back of the paper too. I could hang this thing in my room as a poster, it's so big.)

At the same time, it doesn't seem right he gets such a wide spread when the war didn't when it broke out. I guess it's because it's a cause for celebration?

Vector Drawing

This is my first attempt at a vector drawing. I made it for my boyfriend's sister, because she's been pretty unhappy lately. I can't say I completely love it, but I don't think it's too bad for a first try.

Austin Traffic Report

The flower place with all of the flamingos out front... this is their van. I love it.

I laughed when I saw this

Someone once told me that having soy milk in your coffee instead of regular milk gives it a little hint of vanilla... So I was really excited, and when I went to Starbucks I ordered a grande hazelnut soy latte, instead of a small hazelnut latte like I usually do, because I was so convinced it would be orgasm coffee that I would treasure always and become my one true love forever and eternity. Instead, it tasted like a hazelnut latte with a splash of mocha that had been blessed by the god of putrescence. Never again.

Street Sighting

I was driving down the street after picking up a cup of coffee, and I saw these two little kids, around ten and twelve, walking on the sidewalk holding poles out in front of them. At first I thought that were doing the silly little trick where you put a dogleash on a stiff pole or wire and pretend to walk an invisible dog, but then I realized they were blind.

Austin Traffic Report

I really don't know what was going on with this SUV. I would've guessed it had something to do with a sports team, but it had some sort of carved wooden mask on the grill with a wide round mouth filled with pointy jagged teeth. Any speculations?

I spy

I strolled out of the movie theater, chatting to friends about Napoleon Dynamite, to see; clad in a velvet purple ruffled mini skirt, a beige tank top, matching newsboy cap, and a crocheted purse, tall, thin, sandy blonde with nicely shaped legs covered with hair, and a beard peppered with grey... Leslie.